Here it is:
"I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States. Officer, arrest these men."
and then Cheney says: "On what charges?"
and then Obama says "Crimes against humanity. Take them away."
and then Bush and Cheney are dragged off to Guantanamo and tortured for eight years.
